The Translation Game

Okay, so I've seen this type of game on other forums I've been at, so I'm gonna try it here.

Basically, I'll start with some random sentence. The next person then takes that sentence and translates it into some random language (aside from English) using a free online translator such as Google Translate. They then take the result and translate it back to English. They then post the resulting gibberish and the next person does the same.

For example (this is the process, not the post format):

[Person 1]
Original sentence: Hi there, I'm a fish.
Translation (into Hebrew): שלום לך, אני דגים.
Translation back into English: How are you, I fish.

[Person 2]
Above sentence: How are you, I fish.
Translation (into Russian): Как вы, я ужу.
Translation back into English: As you, I to grass snake.


This is how you would post it:

[Person 1]
How are you, I fish. (Hebrew)

[Person 2]
As you, I to grass snake. (Russian)


Rules:
-Translate the resulting sentence of the person above you as described above.
-Please post in the format I gave (resulting sentence in italics, used language in brackets).
-If the result is basically unchanged, try a different language.
-Don't translate it yourself. Use a free online translator such as the one I linked to in the description.
-Please don't edit the resulting translation, even if the word use is boring or vulgar. It sort of ruines the game.
-Use copy-pasting, please. Otherwise errors may occur.
-If the word "who" appears in the result, retranslate immediately to avoid a World Health Organization issue (that shizz endures like sin...).


Here's the starting sentence:

Welcome to the Translation Game.

Welcome to Word Games (Spanish)

Welcome to the world of sports. (Latvian)

All the translations give same result...

WHY XENO NO PLAY.

Are welcome of sport in. (Armenian)

(Xeno! )


Are welcome competition in. (Greek)

We welcome the competition in. (Croatian)

[Hai]

We greet the contest inside. (Norwegian)

Hello We are in competition. (Hindi)

Hello, We are the of the competition. (Chinese Simp.)

Hello, We are the competitors. (Vietnamese)

Hello and we are competitors. (Arabic)

Greetings and we are competitors. (Haitian Creole)

Hello There and have competitors. (Czech)

Hello there, competitors. (Lithuanian)

Logged in, competition. (Vietnamese)

(Logged in?? Lol.)


Recorded in the challenge. (Afrikaans)

Registered with the challenge. (Greek)

(Yush)

(Click here and here, please.)



We found in the Extensions. (Latin)

As we found in the Extensions. (Irish)

(Been a while! ^^)


We are seen as an extension. (Japanese)

That we will be seen as extension. (Welsh)

That we see as an extend. (Serbian)

What we see as an extension. (French)

Thing we view as the stretch. (Haitian Creole)